Looking for a roommate?   
12:30pm 16/06/2009
  A friend of mine is in need of a new place to rent, preferably in the Capitol Hill area. She's hoping to pay about 400/month & half utilities. Non-smoker, employed, and clean, she doesn't need a huge place, just enough room for a bed & dresser & the usuals.

Any takers?		  
     

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11:51am 25/05/2009
  Towel Day - Don't Panic  
     

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This Sunday!   
01:16pm 22/05/2009
 

I would sincerely appreciate it if I got to see lots of my lovely awesome friends at the Merc on sunday.

This is (amazingly) the sixth anniversary of my resident dj night, and historically, memorial day weekend fifth column has been a hopping, fairly packed event. And did I mention there will be bbqing?

Also, [info]machine_logic and I have a little surprise cooked up for poor [info]devilpuppy....

See ya there!		  
     

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11:12pm 12/05/2009
   
     

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Next Wednesday at Neumo's!   
10:04am 29/04/2009
   
     

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Tonight is Fifth Column at the Mercury!   
04:13pm 26/04/2009
   
     

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Happy Steak and Blowday day!   
04:01pm 14/03/2009
  Mmmm....Steak.

http://www.steakandbjday.com/		  
     

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Awesome...   
04:10pm 08/03/2009
  Demetri Martin creates 224 word palindrome:

"Dammit I'm Mad"
Dammit I’m mad.

Evil is a deed as I live.

God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.

To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.

Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?

Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.

I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.

Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,

In my halo of a mired rum tin.

I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.

Is evil in a clam? In a trap?

No. It is open. On it I was stuck.

Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.

Be still if I fill its ebb.

Ew, a spider… eh?

We sleep. Oh no!

Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.

Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.

Both, one… my names are in it.

Murder? I’m a fool.

A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,

A Goddam level I lived at.

On mail let it in. I’m it.

Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!

A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.

Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:

“Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”

Evil is a deed as I live.

Dammit I’m mad.		  
     

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Friend help!   
04:54pm 06/03/2009
  I would ♥ it if someone could babysit for like 3 hours for me sat or sun afternoon...

i need to go see Watchmen with my parents, and my brother can't sit for me.

I'd probably put my awesome and well-behaved 6 year old down for a nap for like half of that time too.

I've also got lots of fun stuff to do at my house...

Help?		  
     

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I'll be here tonight, you should be too!   
05:09pm 04/03/2009
 

I'm djing a brand new night along with many other awesome djs. Come get your geek on!		  
     

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Hello everybody!   
04:35pm 13/02/2009
 

I'm covering for JQ tonight, djing at the Mercury. Come out!		  
     

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HA HA HA HA   
07:32pm 09/02/2009
  http://www.aprilwinchell.com/2009/02/05/barack-obama-is-tired-of-your-motherfucking-shit/

Audio samples of our President cursing like a sailor. Waiting for the inevitable remixes.		  
     

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Hilarious   
11:41am 03/02/2009
 

Listen with headphones if you are at work.		  
     

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Tonight!!   
05:09pm 25/01/2009
 

Grab a carload and come out! We will play awesome music to dance to.		  
     

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This is the best commercial ever created...   
09:57pm 22/01/2009
  ( SERIOUSLY )

NSFW, btw.		  
     

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Hey ladies...   
04:29pm 20/01/2009
  ...thought you might like this info:

http://www.yelp.com/topic/seattle-free-cosmetics


Remember that I am hot and single when getting your free swag.

:)		  
     

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This is how I want to be remembered...   
06:35pm 13/01/2009
   
     

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Stolen from [info]sm101   
11:26pm 12/01/2009
  I totally don't understand why they don't have any applicants for this basement apartment:

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/rnr/964514051.html

( The full ad behind the cut )		  
     

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Tonight!!   
05:35pm 11/01/2009
   
     

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143= official movie nerd Stolen from [info]syren666   
12:01am 20/12/2008
  SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 85 movies, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 219 movies on this list. Copy this list, then paste it on facebook or on your blog. Then, put x's next to the movies you've seen, add them up, change the header adding your number, and click publish at the side.

(x) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
(x) Boondock Saints
(x) Fight Club
( ) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
(x) Blazing Saddles
(x) Universal Soldier
(x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( ) Along Came Polly
(x) Joe Dirt
(x) KING KONG
( ) A Cinderella Story
( ) The Terminal
( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumber & Dumberer
(x) Final Destination
(x) Final Destination 2
( ) Final Destination 3
(x) Halloween
(x) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving -MAS
( ) Flubber original version only
(x) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
( ) Practical Magic
(x) Chicago
(x) Ghost Ship
(x) From Hell
(x) Hellboy
( ) Secret Window - original version
( ) I Am Sam
( ) The Whole Nine Yards
( ) The Whole Ten Yards
(x) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Child's Play
( ) Seed of Chucky
( ) Bride of Chucky
(x) Ten Things I Hate About You
( ) Just Married
(x) Gothika
(x) Nightmare on Elm Street
( ) Sixteen Candles
( ) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
(x) The Grudge
( ) The Grudge 2
(x) The Mask
( ) Son Of The Mask
(x) Bad Boys
( ) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
( ) Lucky Number Sleven
(x) Ocean's Eleven
( ) Ocean's Twelve
(x) Bourne Identity
(x) Bourne Supremacy
( ) Lone Star
( ) Bedazzled
(x) Predator I
(x) Predator II
( ) The Fog - original and new versions
(x) Ice Age
(x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
( ) Curious George
(x) Independence Day
(x) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
(x) Darkness Falls
(x) Christine
(x) ET
( ) Children of the Corn
( ) My Bosses Daughter
( ) Maid in Manhattan
( ) War of the Worlds - original version
(x) Rush Hour
( ) Rush Hour 2
( ) Best Bet
( ) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
( ) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks
(x) Event Horizon
( ) Ever After
(x) Wizard of Oz
(x) Forrest Gump
(x) Big Trouble in Little China
(x) The Terminator
(x) The Terminator 2
(x) The Terminator 3
(x) X-Men
(x) X2
(x) X-3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
(x) Sky High
(x) Jeepers Creepers
(x) Jeepers Creepers 2
(x) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Little Mermaid
(x) Freaky Friday - original version
(x) Reign of Fire
( ) The Skulls
(x) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
( ) Swimfan
( ) Miracle on 34th street
(x) Old School
(x) The Notebook
(x) K-Pax
( ) Kippendorf's Tribe
( ) A Walk to Remember
( ) Ice Castles
( ) Boogeyman
(X) The 40-year-old-virgin
(x) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
(x) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(x) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
( ) Baseketball
(x) Hostel
(x) Waiting for Guffman
(x) House of 1000 Corpses
(x) Devils Rejects
( ) Elf
(x) Highlander
(x) Mothman Prophecies
(X) American History X
( ) Three
(x) The Jacket
( ) Kung Fu Hustle
( ) Shaolin Soccer
(x) Night Watch
(x) Monsters Inc.
(x) Titanic
(x) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(x) Shaun Of the Dead
(x) Willard
( ) High Tension
(x) Club Dread
(x) Hulk
(X) Dawn Of the Dead
(x) Hook
(x) Chronicle Of Narnia The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
(x) 28 days later
(x) Orgazmo
(x) Phantasm
(x) Waterworld
(x) Kill Bill vol 1
(x) Kill Bill vol 2
(x) Mortal Kombat
( ) Wolf Creek
(x) Kingdom of Heaven
(x) The Hills Have Eyes - original and new versions
( ) I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
(x) The Last House on the Left
(x) Re-Animator
(x) Army of Darkness
(x) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
(x) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
(x) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
( ) Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
(x) Ewoks The Battle For Endor
(x) The Matrix
(x) The Matrix Reloaded
(x) The Matrix Revolutions
(x) Animatrix
(x) Evil Dead
(x) Evil Dead 2
(x) Team America: World Police
(x) Red Dragon
(x) Silence of the Lambs
(x) Hannibal
(x) Battle Royale
( ) Battle Royale 2
(x) Brazil
(x) Contact
(x) Cube
(x) Dr. Strangelove
( ) Enlightenment Guaranteed
(x) Four Rooms
(x) Memento
(x) Pi
(x) Requiem for a Dream
(x) Pulp Fiction
(x) Reservoir Dogs
(x) Run Lola Run
( ) Russian Ark
(x) Serenity
(x) Sin City
(x) Snatch
(x) Spider
(x) The Sixth Sense
(x) The Village
(x) Waking Life
( ) Zatoichi
( ) Ikiru
( ) The Seven Samurai
( ) Brick
(x) Akira		  
     

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